Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Here's How To Solve Our Problems

Here's a sure way to get two opposing sides to reach a solution. Lock the two leaders of the opposing factions in a room together until they get to an agreement. If they haven't gotten there in a week, stop bringing in food. If they haven't gotten there in two more days, no more bathroom breaks. It no agreement after another day, no more water.

If they go all Bobby Sands (which they probably won't, because most of them are basically chickenshit to the core), bring in negotiator #2 for each side.