We need to immediately work to stamp out the most dangerous substance known to mankind: water. It's a FACT that 100% of the people in America's prisons have tried water at least once. Also, one sip and you are ADDICTED FOR LIFE! Many of these crazed water addicts have even been known to move on to even more irresponsible behavior, such as drinking milk or tea.
Ah, the power of hyperbolic argument.
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